Nayi Dilli: Internet par kab kaun sa trend ek bada movement ban jaye, yeh kehna mushkil hai. Bharat ke Chief Justice (CJI) ki ek kathan se shuru hua ek vyangatmak (satirical) idea ab desh ke yuvaon ka naya viral political movement ban chuka hai. Iska naam hai—Cockroach Janta Party (CJP).
Mahaz 3 din ke andar is party mein 1 lakh se zyada logon ne sign-up kiya hai aur iska asar itna bada hai ki Trinamool Congress (TMC) ke do bade MPs ne bhi ismein shamil hone ki iccha jatai hai.
Kahan Se Shuru Hua ‘Cockroach’ Vivad?
Is party ka janam 16 May 2026 ko hua. Iske sansthapak (founder) Abhijeet Dipke hain. Darasal, yeh party ek din pehle CJI Surya Kant dwara ki gayi ek tipanni ke virodh mein banayi gayi thi. Kathit taur par CJI ne journalism, law, ya RTI activism mein aane wale berozgar yuvaon ki tulna “cockroaches” (tilchatte) aur system par hamla karne wale “parasites” (parjeevi) se ki thi.
Halanki, baad mein CJI ne safai di ki unke bayan ko galat tarah se pesh kiya gaya hai, lekin tab tak internet is mudde ko apne haath mein le chuka tha.
Motto aur Eligibility: Kaun Ban Sakta Hai Sadasya?
CJP ne politics ko ek naya aur mazedar twist diya hai. Party ka aadhikarik motto hai: “Secular, Socialist, Democratic, Lazy” (Dharamnirpeksh, Samajwadi, Loktantrik, Aalsi).
Is party mein shamil hone ke liye jo eligibility criteria rakha gaya hai, woh seedhe taur par Gen-Z aur berozgar yuvaon ki pareshaniyon ko darshata hai. Sadasya banne ke liye aapka:
- Berozgar (Unemployed) hona zaroori hai.
- Aalsi (Lazy) aur chronically online (hamesha internet par) hona chahiye.
- “Professionally rant” (gussa ya bhadas nikalne) ki shamta honi chahiye.
Viral Impact aur Badi Hastiyon Ka Samarthan
Yeh idea yuvaon ko itna pasand aaya ki dekhte hi dekhte X (pehle Twitter) par iske 38,000 aur Instagram par 4.2 lakh followers ho gaye.
Sabse chaunkane wali baat yeh hai ki is internet party mein sirf aam yuva hi nahi, balki bade neta bhi dilchaspi le rahe hain. TMC MP Mahua Moitra aur Kirti Azad ne ismein shamil hone ki iccha jatai hai. Iske alawa, social activist Anjali Bhardwaj aur former civil servant Ashish Joshi bhi party ki posts ke sath engage kar rahe hain.
CJP Ka 5-Point Manifesto (Ghoshna Patra)
Cockroach Janta Party ka manifesto mazakiya hone ke sath-sath desh ke political system par ek bohot bada tanz (satire) hai. Inki 5 pramukh maangein hain:
- No Rajya Sabha for CJI: Retirement ke baad kisi bhi Chief Justice ko Rajya Sabha ki seat inaam mein nahi milni chahiye.
- 50% Women Reservation: Sansad aur Cabinet mein mahilaon ke liye 50% aarakshan laagu ho, woh bhi House ki strength badhaye bina.
- Dal-Badal Par 20 Saal Ka Ban: Jo bhi MP ya MLA apni party badalta hai, us par public office hold karne ke liye 20 saal ka ban lagaya jaye.
- CEC Par UAPA: Agar kisi bhi nagrik ka valid vote delete hota hai, toh Chief Election Commissioner ke khilaf seedhe UAPA ke tahat case darj ho.
- Media Licenses: Ambani aur Adani dwara malikana haq wale media houses ke broadcasting license radd kiye jayein.
Students Ke Haq Mein Uthai Awaaz
Siyasi maangon ke alawa, CJP ne students ke mudde bhi uthaye hain. Party ne CBSE ke rechecking fee system ko “khula bhrashtachar” batate hue maang ki hai ki agar Board khud galti karta hai, toh students se paise nahi vasoole jane chahiye. Is fee ko turant hatane ki maang ki gayi hai.
Aage Ka Plan aur Chunav Chinh
Party ne apna ek AI-generated anthem bhi release kiya hai jiske bol hain, “We are Cockroach Party, we are children of a burning city.” CJP jald hi apna pehla virtual ‘GenZ Convention’ host karne ja rahi hai, jiske liye yuvaon ko invite kiya gaya hai. Sath hi, party ne apna chunav chinh (election symbol) ‘Mobile Phone’ ghoshit kiya hai.
CJP khud ko “youth ka, youth ke dwara, aur youth ke liye” banaya gaya political front batati hai. Yeh sirf ek internet moment ban kar reh jayega ya sach mein koi bada movement banega, yeh aane wala waqt batayega. Lekin filhal, is party ne us generation ka dhyan poori tarah se kheench liya hai, jise lagta hai ki unke paas khone ke liye ab kuch nahi bacha hai.
